I hate when pregnant people complain

About being pregnant. Your feet hurt, your back hurts, you’re getting fat. On and on. I seriously do not give a fuck. You decided to get knocked up, not me. Go complain to the father or a therapist or something.


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I feel like everyone thinks this at least every once in awhile

untouchedsecrets:

Submitted by Anonymous.

I feel like everyone thinks this at least every once in awhile


Oh. My. God.

Oh. My. God.

(via did-you-kno)


Me: Remember when I had real friends?
Me: lol, me either



Fact: all men I see as “perfect” are probably partially retarded. 

Fact: all men I see as “perfect” are probably partially retarded. 

(via shazamapajama)



Too bad nobody can ever have problems worse than his mamaaa.

Too bad nobody can ever have problems worse than his mamaaa.

(via rawwrrritsrachel)


oh hey, it’s not like I have a creepy crush on Rupert Grint or anything…

(via treyfuckingcasen)


I feel that Haley will appreciate this

I feel that Haley will appreciate this

(via iamsupergirlbitch)



I have a weird crush on Michael Cera.

(via welcomeback2thestage)